KFC's XCOM Enemy Unknown

KFC's XCOM Enemy Unknown was a run of XCOM by Lonk, started on February 29, 2020 and ending on April 20, 2020 after a small hiatus. During the run, Cthulhu acted as a strategic adviser of sorts, given Lonk hadn't played the game in fucking years. The game wasn't that hard because Lonk chose Normal difficulty.

Evil Snowy
Evil Snowy is an evil version of Snowy. He sports a goatee and his death during Operation Glass Pyre was unconfirmed in canon.

Hector Kobra
Hector Kobra has the most badass name of all time, and it was actually randomly generated in-game. Due to his name alone, he starred in 26 low budget action movies before joining the XCOM project. His strategy on the battlefield mostly consists of running directly up to aliens and shot-gunning them in the face. Despite his bad-assery, he is often cowardly, and he's known to trip over his own shoelaces.

Rodrigo Rivera
Rodrigo Rivera is a baseball player from Argentina, who joined the XCOM project out of shear boredom after he became the worlds greatest baseball player, single handedly winning the world series for literally every team he ever played on. His teamwork skills and his heroism on the battlefield are highly commended by his peers.

Thomas Andre/Bob Daniels
After failing in two missions to get a kill and rank up, he was finally able to get a single kill on his third try. Infamously, on his second mission he opened up a door, only to immediately get downed by an alien on the other side. Thankfully in that mission, he was saved by Rodrigo Rivera. Due to his many near death experiences on the battlefield, he's more defensive, using an assault rifle instead of a shotgun. After his unfortunate passing during Operation Driving Thorn, his cousin from the United States, Bob Daniels. joined the XCOM project as a support. He immediately tested to become a Psi soldier.

Corona Yang
Before the XCOM project, Corona Yang was actually a chinese scientist who found the cure to the Coronavirus. Despite her smarts in many scientific fields, when asked what she wanted to do for the project, she said she wanted to work on the battlefield.

Running in the 80s
Running in the 80s is a time traveler from another dimension, specifically from the year 2280, were the style from the 1980s comes back. Because of this, she wears neon pink armor and the worst fucking hairstyle in the game. Like holy fuck dude why is that in there. Nobody knows why she came and joined the XCOM project, and nobody knows her real name.

Karyn "Manager" Robinson
Karyn was some random bitch who wasn't even recruited into the XCOM project. She was picked up at a random mission at a gas station, after she said she wanted to speak to the Aliens' manager after they destroyed her Red 2008 Kia Rondo. Her pure strength through anger and her proficiency with a taser got her into the project as a soldier. She is armed with said taser and smoke grenades infused with essential oils. After dying during Operation First Pyre, she was buried in her home state of Georgia. Her grave reads: "Here lies Karyn. She died as she lived, a fucking bitch."

Storm Trooper/Dark Trooper/Shadow Trooper
A single Storm Trooper was Disney's contribution to the XCOM project. They became a Dark Trooper after becoming a Psi Soldier. They then were promoted again to a Shadow Trooper after getting ghost armor.

Finale/Ending
Shadow Trooper eventually got the psionic abilities necessary to take on the big boy alien ship, along with Cthulhu, Hector Kobra, Rodrigo Rivera, Running in the 80s, and Pulse. They won the battle with 80s fittingly two-shotting the uber ethereal. Shadow Trooper stayed behind and sacrificed themself to save the world.

After the aliens had seemingly been defeated, Running in the 80s said goodbye to her comrades and returned to the year 2280. Commander Lonk left XCOM and went into isolation, leaving Cthulhu in charge of XCOM. Unexpectedly, due to a time rift caused by 80s, the aliens came back in a second wave, literally sending waves upon waves of aliens at XCOM and Earth. After 80s left, Hector Kobra went back to making movies, with a new hit Hulu Series called "Hector Saves the Universe". Once the second wave began, Hector also went into hiding. With their strongest soldiers gone, their former commander missing, and Cthulhu unable to fight in battle due to commanding, XCOM was defeated. In the battles, Florida Woman, Fiona From Shrek, and Anime Protagonist were all killed. Tragically, Rodrigo Rivera fell in battle after saving the life of Bob Daniels, who ran from battle immediately after Rodrigo's death. Pulse was also killed in battle when he slipped on a banana peel and instantly fucking exploded upon hitting the ground.

With XCOM defeated, the aliens took over Earth, leading to the events of KFC's XCOM 2 (coming soon) in 20 years.